Life is hard. It seems like every new day brings a new question that, try as you might, you’re just unable to find an answer for. The Smoking Jacket understands this, and we’re here to help. Media sensation Tracy Pendergast and TSJ’s brand-new editor, Melissa Bull, set aside some time in their busy schedules to [...]
Archive for the ‘Gratuitous’ Category
Posted in 
Tags: 
Last Minute Gift: Tiffany Crystal
Posted by FMB on December 25th, 2011
If you’re looking for the perfect unwrappable, consider Tiffany Crystal. Tiffany Crystal is beautiful, precious, and best of all always fits. No, no, we don’t mean crystal vases or objets d’art bought from Tiffany & Co. That would be a totally dumb-ass last minute gift suggestion! It is way too late to buy some super [...]
10 Fantasy Football Tips You Should Know Heading Into Week 15
Posted by FMB on December 18th, 2011
At this point, doing a straight-up waiver wire piece won’t do you any good. Since, for the most part, if you’re still alive in your Fantasy Football league you’re likely only one of four teams still standing. And even then, if you got this far you probably have no use for me telling you about [...]
Draught Picks: Wintertime Beers
Posted by FMB on December 15th, 2011
I love this time of year. Winter is in full swing, as clearly indicated by the radiant blue skies, verdant foliage, and temperatures dipping into the low 70s. If this doesn’t sound familiar, congratulations on living in a state far shittier than mine. It was so cold this morning, I almost had to button my [...]
Morning Dump: 9 Types Of Drunk People And More
Posted by FMB on December 5th, 2011
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” [...]
A Review of the Best Beers For Your Thanksgiving Gathering
Posted by FMB on November 25th, 2011
Last year I made the controversial declaration that pumpkin pie was far and away the best Thanksgiving food. As you can imagine, this stirred up quite a bit of controversy. I received a flood of angry letters, some more memorable than others. In the interest of fairness, I’ve decided to give the standard Thanksgiving [...]
Tehmeena the Pakistani Bride Part II, Plus Bikinis
Posted by FMB on November 4th, 2011
Tehmeena Afzal released Part II of her “Pakistani Bride” photo shoot today (Part I is here), and they’re a little sexier than yesterday’s pictures. But similar. So for the sake of variety I’m throwing in another 30 or so recent pictures of her and a video that was literally posted just a couple of hours [...]
